Dang It!
My wife and I love our State Fair. Well, we like the Fair, we LOVE the 'Fair Food'. However, we just heard that "they" are requiring the vendors to use oil with no trans-fat. How flippin' stupid is that?
I'm about to buy a deep-fried Snickers bar, do you think I care about trans-fat? Isn't it obvious I'm not devoted the health? Oh, would the fried Twinky be a better example? No, how about deep-fried Oreos? Or Corndogs? What about Elephant Ears? Dear Lord, the name even tells you their big enough for the worlds largest land mammal (Yeah, I know its the shape--work with me here).
To the "they" who made this senseless decision, please revoke it.
NO ONE who is worth keeping in the gene-pool eats "Fair Food" in hopes of better health. Let me have my tasty treasures! After all, it is only once a year.
My wife and I love our State Fair. Well, we like the Fair, we LOVE the 'Fair Food'. However, we just heard that "they" are requiring the vendors to use oil with no trans-fat. How flippin' stupid is that?
I'm about to buy a deep-fried Snickers bar, do you think I care about trans-fat? Isn't it obvious I'm not devoted the health? Oh, would the fried Twinky be a better example? No, how about deep-fried Oreos? Or Corndogs? What about Elephant Ears? Dear Lord, the name even tells you their big enough for the worlds largest land mammal (Yeah, I know its the shape--work with me here).
To the "they" who made this senseless decision, please revoke it.
NO ONE who is worth keeping in the gene-pool eats "Fair Food" in hopes of better health. Let me have my tasty treasures! After all, it is only once a year.
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